Shmoopy

Shmoop's epic laydown
Shmoopy is an insane friend of wag's that gets caught up with his adventures.

And I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I'd rather be dancing with bears and pelvic thrusting then save the world. BUT IT IS FUN! Also, I fight with a giant FRENCH BREAD SWORD OF POWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, I'm not as COOL as Wag, and some how I'M ALWAYS THE ONE FIGHTING PEOPLE. I'm also an otaku, I dated some girl named Kawaiijin or Majinkun or whatever. But around her I COULDN'T BE RANDOM! And then there's Wag's girlfriend, Jolt. I don't like her. I don't know why but I want bears to swarm her while dancing to an epic rave song. I consider Rio a friend,though. But he doesn't talk much and he is too serious.And then there's my best buddeh, Wag! He's epic, yet I'M always fighting! And then there's that weird butterfly girl, peach. She's named after a fruit, so is she edible? I tried biting her once, but I got hurt. I love epic rave parties with bears. The first time I met Kawaiijin or Majinkun or whatever she turned into a Demon and scorched my clothes, I was naked. And WAG PUT IT ON FACEBOOK! I mean seriously, who does that?! Especially since I was in jeapariditty. And then when Wag got turned into a girl, Jolt left him for Kawaiijin, so I beat her over the head with a shovel, thats what I get for watching Higurashi. Also, I have a swinging disco ball n chain. Everyone else blushes around girls, But I don't. Its weird. OBJECTION! I'M STILL INVOLVED IN RPs, but I took a vacation,and the laptop broke.